There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn...– Douglas Adams (via amandaonwriting)
jed-i: Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara on Ellen playing a prank on hidden camera. I love her, she’s just so funny.
The safest course was actually the simplest - do nothing at all and hope...– Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey (via prettybooks)
So let's just get this straight...
eruditechick: Hunger Games has the 3rd biggest opening in movie history. An action flick starring a girl. Who isn’t an emaciated stick. Who isn’t a princess. Whose journey is motivated by her sister, not a man. Who is not sexually used, abused, active or even objectified much. 3rd biggest opening in movie history. Spawning a franchise. Let’s just… let’s just think about that. Let’s just...
One of my responsibilities as Commander in Chief is to keep an eye on robots....– President Obama talking to the National Robotics Engineering Center at Carnegie Mellon. (via juliasegal) This man. Don’t ever change. (transcript from whitehouse.gov) Our Geek In Chief, ladies and gentlemen. (via heidi8)
In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the...– Bertrand Russell (via philphys)
There’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.– Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting (via pentagonal)
Me: Wow this book is really awesome, I hope no one ruins it for m-
Tumblr: Hey look, this character dies!
Tumblr: These two end up having sex.
Tumblr: Here is a screen cap of the film they made that you've been avoiding and now the actor's faces have burned through your nice imaginary ones.
Tumblr: Instagrammed quote of essential part of the book.
nerdyravenboob: there are some people on here who like you know um every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’ but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it’s...– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (via bookmania)
I don't always link to enormous pictures of the... →
npr: jtotheizzoe: … but when I do I make sure they are 3890 x 4650 pixels. Holy cow. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Apollo landing sites to look for. (via Bad Astronomy) Amazing. -Savy
It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author...– Alfred North Whitehead (via philphys)
How to make Bette Davis mad (Part 1) Tell her...