It no longer occurs to me to query the use of four-letter words, even when they...– Mary Norris on profanity in The New Yorker: http://nyr.kr/OArE2z (via newyorker) Allllllllllllllllllll that she said up there. LOL! — Tanya B. (via npr)
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.
Some thoughts on the Emily/Nathan "Pretty Little...
heatherannehogan: Emily, you’re not signing a contract. You were Emily dating Ben and now you’re Emily dating Maya. We love Emily. No one cares who you’re with. — Hanna Marin, “Pretty Little Liars” episode 1.07 When I first heard that Emily is going to hook-up with Maya’s male cousin on this season of “Pretty Little Liars,” it felt like getting kicked in the gut. Not because I couldn’t...
relatives: any boyfriends?
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
Loneliness leads to nothing good, only detachment. And sometimes the people who...– Joss Whedon (via aislinntrista)
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
mycroftismight: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.– William Goldman, The Princess Bride (via larmoyante)
One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach,...– P.G. Wodehouse, Joy in the Morning (via narcissus-space)