June 2012
43 posts
“It no longer occurs to me to query the use of four-letter words, even when they...”
– Mary Norris on profanity in The New Yorker: http://nyr.kr/OArE2z (via newyorker)
Allllllllllllllllllll that she said up there. LOL! — Tanya B.
(via npr)
How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
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Some thoughts on the Emily/Nathan "Pretty Little...
heatherannehogan:
Emily, you’re not signing a contract. You were Emily dating Ben and now you’re Emily dating Maya. We love Emily. No one cares who you’re with. — Hanna Marin, “Pretty Little Liars” episode 1.07
When I first heard that Emily is going to hook-up with Maya’s male cousin on this season of “Pretty Little Liars,” it felt like getting kicked in the gut. Not because I couldn’t...
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
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“Loneliness leads to nothing good, only detachment. And sometimes the people who...”
– Joss Whedon (via aislinntrista)
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
mycroftismight:
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
“Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.”
– William Goldman, The Princess Bride (via larmoyante)
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“One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach,...”
– P.G. Wodehouse, Joy in the Morning (via narcissus-space)
