sammneiland: tessen: crystamanthequins: pokeg0d: ohsheena: inexplicablewords: for-the-future: gabrielesque: natatas: princeney:misha-bawlins: Awesome nature sounds generator. You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer. No need to go camping or to a beach or...
We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like...– Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via rawwomen)
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via voixdouce)
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me: where the fuck is my towel.
baaconnn: laughed every time he jumped
To find yourself, think for yourself.– Socrates, on independence. (via doubledaybooks)
I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and...– J.K. Rowling (via youcantry)
theonewhowrites: ocean-waves-and-mermaids: theblindingsmile: Instant reblog.. Tears actually came out of my eyes. i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it my ENTIRE HEART HURTS